I was just on the phone with The Littlest Briston, who sounded very sad. I asked her what was wrong, and she answered: “I can’t believe I feel like I’m going to cry just because a guy lost his volleyball”.
Which is pretty much the exact same thing that everybody said while watching…
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Cast AwayWhat other audience comments have been made by just about everyone who saw the film?
Jesus! Did you see that thing come out of his chest???
Do I need to give the answer?
Y’know, I’ve never even seen the movie in the OP, and I’ve still picked up enough by cultural osmosis to know what it was.
Babe… I got you babe
Can you believe she had a penis???
“Are you talking to me?”
Taxi Driver
“I think we’re going to need a bigger boat.”
Jaws
I included the answers, but I’ll bet I didn’t need to!
So the bad guy was his father the whole time? Didn’t see that coming.
A lot of people got motion sickness at the showing I went to.
I was going to post that but was going to use proper names, so I didn’t. And I’m getting all of these so far.
“It was a sled!”
Cloverfield?
“First they hated each other, but after some shared experiences they grew to love each other.”
Every movie ever
Blair Witch Project
“Is the alien a Rasta?”
I was going for one of the earlier “Found Footage” movies but now I suppose there are too many to choose from. The one I was thinking of was:
Blair Witch Project
Edit: Yep, **Hal **got it.
“I’m walking here!”
“A boy’s best friend is his mother.”
“Mother – what’s the expression – is not feeling herself today.”
“Why, she’s harmless. She’s as harmless as one of those stuffed birds over there.”
All from the same movie, of course, PSYCHO
Predator. And no, he’s former Redskins’ guard Tre Johnson.
“I’ll be back”
I assume, per the OP, we’re going for moviegoers’ comments and not instantly-recognizable dialogue, right?
“I’m never going swimming again.”
“Jeez, how much weight did [the lead actor] gain for that, anyway?”
“Why didn’t he just call the police?”
“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
