Movies or books that would be named differently in today's PC world

Sorry, this would be The Good, The Behaviourly Challenged and the Beautiful on the Inside.

I’m pretty sure that now even the use of “good” would upset the political correctness crowd so the title would be:
The Behaviorally Gifted, the Behaviorally Challenged, and the Beautiful on the Inside

So the greatest guy movie ever made will be renamed The Follower of Alternative Paths Josey Wales?

Some People Are of the Opinion that Caucasin People are Less Adept at Playing Basketball Because They Are Limited in Their Ability to Jump As High as African-Americans

“Conan the Barbarian” would have to be “Conan the Disaffected Iraqi Wanderer”. I don’t think I’d have open one of those books with that title.

But Person of Color of the Narcissus would stand a better chance of getting Oprah’s endorsement.

Person of the Color Purple of the Narcissus would do an even better job.

I once saw a cartoon by Hector Breeze. It depicted a scene in a courtroom where in the dock stood a man wearing a hooped jersey and a mask. He had a bag over his shoulder marked Swag. His brief addresses the judge as follows:

M’lud, my client describes himself as a Compulsory Ownership Transference Executive.

I think that’s taking it a bit too far, given that Superman and Batman* are* actually male. And there’d be two (formerly three) Superpersons and three Batpersons, which could get confusing. </geekery>

Still not PC enough.

The people who conform to an arbitrary understanding of morality, the differently moralled, and those who refuse to be judged by an unrealistic standard of physical appearance.

Um…gays are men, lesbians are women, and transgendered people identify themselves as whatever gender they’ve chosen. We’re not different species, you know. :dubious:

“The Scarlet Email”

…wait… wrong on two fronts?

Youth Belonging To a Fictional Alternative and Devotionally-Challenged Diety.

The Debilitating Mental Illness of King George

Zorro, The Heterosexual Blade

All The Regent’s People

Get He Who Is Vertically-Challenged

Ten Vertically-Challenged Native Americans

Make that Deity. Diets have nothing to do with this. Those are for the Girth-Gifted.

There’s always my favorite Eastwood movie: Hygenically Challanged Harry

Shouldn’t that be “The Differently-Abling Mental Illness of King George”? :slight_smile:

I always thought John Hurt gave an Oscar-worthy performance in “The Proteus Syndrome Person”.

The Person Who Would Be An Anachronistic, Non Democratically Elected, Patrilineally Privileged Monarch

It’ll probably end up as The Three Unique Individuals.

Try Chronologically Enhanced Individual River. (The use of “person” limits it to humans, and as PETA is more than happy to tell you, animals have the same rights as humans.)