Rename your favorite (or not so favorite) movies with a new title that literally describes it:
The Mist = 50 Assholes Trapped in a Supermarket
The Sentinal = Jack Bauer vs Michael Douglas
The Devil Wears Prada = Welcome to Work Bitch
Transformers = Michael Bay’s Fantastical Awesomatronic Robotarium
“Snakes on a Plane”= “”…uh. Mhhm, this one’s hard. 
Lost in Translation= Middle aged man meets girl; both whine
Godfather 3= Coppola’s back, and he’s broke!
The Phantom Menace= Stepin Fetchit and Ben Hur in Space
Into the Wild= Man versus Nature; Nature 1: Man 0
Saw V: Holy Shit They’re Still Paying For It!
Angel Heart= Fuck you, Bill Cosby
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Alien 3 : Watch Us Pee On The Memory Of Aliens
Cloverfield- The Blair Giant Monster Project
(and I liked it!)
The Blair Witch Project (Shaky cams, a chick with a great ass & her friends who say “fuck” a lot in a fake ghost story)
(I also liked that!)
A Clockwork Orange (A Moral Lesson with Psychedelic Ultraviolence & Beethoven)
Ten Things I Hate About You Let’s rewrite Shakespeare to be a contemporary romantic comedy
West Side Story Let’s rewrite Shakespeare to be a contemporary romantic tragedy
Forbidden Planet Let’s rewrite Shakespeare to be futuristic sci-fi
Kiss Me Kate Let’s rewrite Shakespeare with Cole Porter doing the music
Ran Let’s rewrite Shakespeare to be Japanese
A Double Life Let’s rewrite Shakespeare as film noir
Shakespeare in Love Let’s rewrite Shakespeare so Judi Densch gets an Oscar
This is fun.
I haven’t seen it, but since it is recent I’ll spoiler:
The Ruins
Carnivorous plants eat annoying drunken twenysomethings, but not all of them, unfortunately.
Along those lines, I could add:
Friday the Thirteenth (doesn’t matter what part)= Smoke pot, get laid, die gruesomely.
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Well, the “Sex and the City” movie hasn’t yet been released in the US, but it’s really hard to imagine that it won’t be, in the immortal words of Stewie Griffin:
Amelie: Cuteness, then Tedium
It was Brian Griffin who said that, actually.
Gone With The Wind: Love triangle set against the Civil War
Dr. Zhivago: Love triangle set against the Russian Revolution
And don’t forget The Hottie and the Nottie: Let’s make the worst Shakespeare rip-off in film history.
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon - Time for a Nap
Mrs. Henderson Presents: Judi Densch’s skills are wasted, but at least we get to see Bob Hoskins’s dick