I have a habit of re-naming movies. Some just lend themselves to “nicknames”. Such as:
Saving Private Ryan (Shaving Ryan’s Privates)
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Invasion of the Snotty Bastards)
The Color Purple (The Colored People)
Indecent Proposal (Indecent Exposure)
Got any?
Schindler’s Fist
Porn on the Fourth of July
Emission Possible
Jeremiah’s Johnson
Free My Willy
The Good, The Bad And The Fugly
Lassie, Get The Fuck Away
Spielberg’s titles lend themselves to porn titles:
I’m a Stud
Jaws
Close Encounters of the Third Digit ( . . . of the Oral Kind, etc.)
Catch Me in the Can
ad nauseum
Scat On A Hot Tin Roof
To Have And Have Snot
Joey Kidd
A Fridge Too Far
Lieu, when I look at Burl Ives, all I can think of is:
Fat on a Hot Tin Roof
“Bomb” - any movie with Pauly Shore
I Know Who You Did Last Summer
Dude, Where’s My Brain?