movies you wanted to walk into

What movie did you want to walk into and either save the day(combat movie) or carnally know a character? Me,it was Rocky Horror Picture Show. Tim Curry was soooo fine. :wink:

Alien: I’d walk in, convince everyone to get the hell out of the colony and make a pass at Ripley.

Titanic: I’d adjust the ship’s course so nobody would ever have to suffer through the film or the gazillion documentaries they’ve made on the History Channel. And I’d throw Leonardo DiCaprio overboard just because.

Scream: Ten seconds into the film I’d kill the murderer. The End.

Showgirls: I’d open fire with assault weapons and slaughter the whole cast. Which would be an improvement.

Blair Witch Project: “Try heading downstream.”

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: I’d throw Jar Jar out an airlock.

The next James Bond movie: When the villain tells Bond he has three minutes before the bomb goes off I’d sneak in and set the dial for two and a half minutes.

Independence Day: I’d install Norton Antivirus in the alien mainframe. “Sorry, you lose.”
– Sylence

“The problem with reality is the lack of background music.” – Anon

What Dreams May Come, just too enjoy the scenery. To carnally know a character? Any flick with Meg Ryan, Merryl Streep, Halle Berry, Jodie Foster, Molly Ringwald, Drew Barrymore, Whoopie Goldberg, Nicole Kidman, Cher, Sally Field, Goldie Hawn, Glenn Close to name but a few. If I were female or gay? Brad Pitt or Denzel Washington.

Dammit, TennHippie! I was gonna say WDMC! I guess my second choice would be “Inside John Malcovich’s Head”, a soon-to-be-released film. My friend puts the previews together for a local theater, and found this short clip for the film. It stars John Cusak, and I think Malcovich as himself. Keep your eye out for this one, TennHippie!

WDMC was a really cool movie. I third that sentiment.

As for carnally, well in general “sex scenes” in mainstream movies suck, and don’t move me at all. There are lots of actresses, it’d love to ravage, but thats another thread altogether. Sorry to be cliche, but if I wanna walk into a sex scene its gonna be a lesbian orgy scene from a porno.

As for a movie I’d like to be in, most sports flicks are my type. I’d like to be on the fields for some of the classic final victory scenes.

I would have loved to be in Lawrence of Arabia, to slap the shit out of Lawrence when he gets his “God” complex halfway though the film.

To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.

Alas, there have been far more movies made that I wanted to walk out on…

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