…gonna be a dental floss tycoon.
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Raisin’ it up…
Waxen’ it down…
In a little white box I can sell uptown.
By myself I wouldn’t
Have no boss,
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely
Dental Floss
I’m going to buy me a horse
just about this big
and ride him all along the borderline
with a pair of heavy-duty
zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
to Saint Alphonso’s Pancake Breakfast
(where I stole the margarine)
What?
Raisin’ my loooonely dental floss…
Raisin’ my loooonely dental floss…
Yippee eye oh ki aaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!
Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin’
In the moon-lighty night
And then I’d
Get a cuppa cawfee
N’ give my foot a push . . .
Just me 'n the pygmy pony
Over the Dennil Floss Bush
N’ then I might just
Jump back on
An’ ride
Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Hot Rats! 
Yes, I am … insert vintage Z-man guitar riff here for 2 minutes…
OK, fine, fer shur, fer shur…
Keep the wax
And melt it down
And grab me some floss
and swish it around…
Ahh, grubs again…grumble grumble…
Whoops, wrong thread.
I’d have me a crop
An’ it’d be on top
that’s why I’m movin’ to Montana
Whipping Floss
Bonus points to anyone who knows what that is from.
I’m plucking the old dental floss
That’s growing on the prarie
Plucking the floss
I’d pluck all day and all night and all afternoon
I’m riding a small tiny horse
(His name is Mighty Little)
He’s a good horse
Even if he’s a bit dinky to put a big saddle or blanket on anyway.
Oh, by the way, did I mention that I suffer from Stink Foot?
(Holy Cow, I was just listening to the Overnight Sensation/Apostrophe CD in my car today.)
“Balcum, take me to da balcum”
John’s got a sausage, yeah man…