I think you are being pranked here by a number of members, call it an initiation if you will. You know the threads I speak of.
You’ve got the lock down feature down pat so they can stop.
Funny joke on John … ha ha ha …
Oh yes, we musn’t forget the obligatory sucking up to the Mod.
You are doing a great job, in the history of the SDMB there has never been a more fair or well respected moderator. You have a nicely shaped head too.
Was that good?
You gave John Corrado head? :eek:
Oh Feynn. Would you please stop giving John Corrado head? You know what it does to your arthritis. And remember what happened the last time? I still don’t have the stains out of the furniture, and the pets are still a little skittish.
Why oh why did I open this thread ? I will be running away now, thank you very much.
Sometimes you can read too much ::flees::
You think that’s bad… you’ll never guess what I did to him.
Lemme guess, does it involve a certain F-word or an S-word… ewwwww, or howabout an M-word?
I slept with him…
Yer pal,
Satan
*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, one week, four days, 2 hours, 23 minutes and 30 seconds.
7763 cigarettes not smoked, saving $970.50.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 5 days, 22 hours, 55 minutes.
I slept with a REPUBLICAN moderator!*
Is that why y’all were so late to brunch in Norfolk, Satan?
flees
Lola is going to get such a spanking…
Um, since Feynn just said:
Doesn’t that imply that it’s the other way around?? 
I’m thinking that some people just aren’t getting any based on their obsession with the subject…
And where has John gotten to? He’s probably busy administering some spankings of his own… he mentioned something about his GF coming back the other day so I might be a little distracted if I was in his situation too.
John’s a Republican? Is that a good thing?
