Q: What could be worse that a lawyer?
A: A mod lawyer.
Congrats.
Friends don’t let friends date John Corrado.
John Corrado the moderator
The lawyer and the poet
Now, John Corrado the thread terminator
Trolls be careful and don’t blow it
Congratulations, John!
Lynn, 'Gene, and John:
Father, Son and Holy Ghost?
Or Lucifer, Antichrist and False Prophet?
You decide.
Tear 'em up, John.
Congrats, Johnnie Boy, you gerbil squickin’ piano felchin’ horse mungin’… ah well you get the point.
Kick some ass, man.
Oh great.
Now you get to stop liking me…
Ow! Uncle Beer! Stop hitting me! That wasn’t about you; You never liked me!!
Good show, JC!
Yer pal,
Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions
TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:
Six months, two days, 22 hours, 25 minutes and 17 seconds.
7437 cigarettes not smoked, saving $929.67.
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 4 days, 19 hours, 45 minutes.
Hey Satan, this might be the first moderator you’ve slept with!!!
ducks
Shit now this place has gone to hell in a handbasket.
Keith
Like, groovy, Dude.
First Thought: What the FUCK? The PIT needs three mods?
Second Thought: Swell. ANOTHER Republican moderator. Is Cecil clearing these, or leaving it up to that right-wing fascist bastard Zotti?
Third Thought: That screen name still makes me think of a…no, I can’t say it, even in the Pit.
Fourth Thought: Congratulations, JC…you know I’ve always loved you, right?
Um.
Apparently, I need to go check my e-mail…
I always knew the kid had promise …
[Crash Davis] They’re calling you up to the show.
When you get there, your gonna get lighted up. But you just keep acting cocky and confident.[/Crash Davis]
Um, yeah. I mean, if Danielinthewolvesden and I decide to slug it out again, it’ll take at least three mods to keep us from inflicting permanent psychological harm on each other.
Okay, I’ve checked my e-mail, and apparently, yes, I’m a moderator. So get yer asses in line. 'Specially you, Uke- I know all about what you com-symp pre-verts are up to. And it’s disgusting.
…a lawyer? Why the hell do people think I’m a lawyer? My entire knowledge of the American Judicial system is based upon repeated watchings of “Law and Order”, which means I’d survive about three minutes in a regular courtroom.
Anyways, thanks, and many felches right back at ya.
Does this mean that we can’t do that thing we were going to do to John ? I mean now he has some stroke around here, we could get into trouble. Especially you men who were going to… well y’all know what you were going to do. Perverts.
I would have tried to rotect you John, really I would have.
Welcome aboard, John. Say goodbye to any spare time you had. In fact, say goodbye to your life. But it’s worth it. Don’t worry about the branding iron, we all went through it and we all lived. But, whatever you do, do NOT drink Ranger Jeff’s coffee. He’s not real active on this board any longer…but the memory of his coffee lingers. As do the dent marks where he missed the cup and “poured” it on the table.
Hmph… and when I asked to be a Mod, they dipped me in hot tar and covered me in jelly donuts, then dropped me off at the police officer’s ball.
Man, you don’t know terror until you’ve been ravaged by a hundred rabid cops in a feeding frenzy…
(In others words, Johnny-boy, congratulations. Now all you have to do is master the usage of the word “mung”)
Good to see I’m not the only clueless one around…
did I type that out loud? 
Congrats, John…
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I imagine that your experience playing Diplomacy will stand you in good stead here!