I still love you, John! 
John, you’re a mod?? This is definite proof of Hell on Earth.
Congrats, anyway.
Interesting analogies. I’m glad you chose those two, because I’m not about to touch The Good, The Bad and The Ugly…
Geez, if we get a fourth mod someone would have to be Ringo.
Good to have ya, JC. Hope you like IP numbers.
Personally, I was envisioning Larry, Curly and Moe.
I was envisioning Ding, Dong, and Dell.
I think I’m weird.
That should have been I would have tried to protect you.
Agi, you did see my apology to you, in GD, right?
And, umm, do you know you’re not supposed to have 2 names? Better 'fess up and have them delete this one.
John as a moderator, eh? Well, he is pretty smart, but he gets kinda rude once in a while. I hope you tone it down, now that you are “official”.
I suppose Coldfire will be next… 
I was thinking of the Briab Boytano song from South Park:-
What would John Corrado do,
If he mod right now?
I’m sure hed lock a thread or 2,
Thats what John Corrado do
(congrats, JC)
Cool! A moderator that I actually know in the flesh! Er, I mean, not that I actually know anything about his, umm, flesh, really…
Anyway, I look forward to seeing a demonstration of your new awsome mod-powers at the next DC/Balt Dopefest. You can change water into the alcoholic beverage of our choice, now, right?
Congrats John. Geeesh, we gotta stop adding these mods, I mean I love ya guys but I only got so much love to go around.
Yeah, we demand that you tone it all the way down to Alphagene’s level. There’s a veritable paragon of politeness for you to emulate. :rolleyes:
Hey, I like you just the way you are. Should we expect to see obscure references to 17th century Maryland in the Pit now? I can’t wait.
**John Corrado wrote:
…a lawyer? Why the hell do people think I’m a lawyer? My entire knowledge of the American Judicial system is based upon repeated watchings of “Law and Order”, which means I’d survive about three minutes in a regular courtroom.**
John, if you need legal advice, just ask Wildest Bill! He’s been sued 8 times in the last 10 years so he has PLENTY of advice to give you!
…so which one of you is The Cute One?
This **doesn’t ** qualify you as being a lawyer? :grumble grumble:
well, congrats are on back order here, semi feel we know each other - after all, My SO went to the same high school around the same time as your uncle. It just doesn’t get any closer than that!
DAMNIT! I knew I should have gotten the shameless flirting and buttering-up in before the Fall Equinox. Now he’s gonna know I’m doing it just to earn some leeway.
But JC, that IS a fantastic haircut.
You’re a sneaky one, Satan. Convincing me that I shouldn’t sleep on the floor, and offering me the solo bed in that room … just so you could sleep with a future moderator.
Be careful, Drain Bead, you don’t know what his agenda really is. 
(BTW, congrats John!)
Er… you know I was just kidding with that not showering quip, right?
Right?
:: wondering why I suddenly have an itchy feeling between my shouldblades ::
Cranky- sorry, but you’re about five years too late with that line. It’s hard to have a fantastic haircut when one doesn’t have much hair to cut.
John Corrado,
So this is the reason you abandoned the Teeming Millions team on Pyroto so you can be a Moderator? Heck you can’t Banish, Reduce, Kamikaze, Demote, Drain or do any other fun spells. All you can do is edit threads and threaten to sick an Administrator on them if they posters really get out of line.
Seriously, congratulations. (I miss you on Paz. You do know you can be both right?)
Rhiannon (now Aversiera)
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RHIANNION!!! How the hell are ya! We miss you! You’re missing all the fun! Well, we haven’t had much fun recently, but I’m sure that’d change if you came back from whereever you are with Jek!
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