Let’s just ignore for a moment that you think it’s acceptable to take off your shoes and socks, put your feet up against the edge of your desk, and hunch over, clipping your disgusting, nasty, smelly toenails AT THE OFFICE.
Let’s also ignore for a moment that the discarded nails are just flying through the air, free to sit wherever they land until the END OF TIME. (Or until the monthly vacuuming happens - I bet they love that).
But what I’m having trouble wrapping my mind around is why, why in the holy ever-loving fucking hell, do you think it’s OK to do this during OUR FUCKING MEETING?
Wasn’t it clear to you when I stopped speaking, mid-sentence, and stared at you, mouth agape, when you placed your foot TWO FEET FROM MY FACE?
Wasn’t it clear to you when I stood up and backed against the door, as far away from you as possible, to avoid getting hit by low-flying shrapnel?
Did it even register when my coworkers on speaker phone asked you what that clicking noise was, and you replied that you were cutting your toenails, and they didn’t speak for about 30 seconds?
Listen, you sick fuck. I realize this is a casual office, but that doesn’t mean we’re dorm roomies. Put your goddamn stinky feet down, put your goddamn socks and shoes back on, put your goddamn grooming utensils away, and act like a FUCKING POLITE MEMBER OF SOCIETY.
No really, I enjoy spending five minutes dowsing myself in the sink like it was a birdbath shouting “Unclean! Unclean!” every time I leave your office. :mad: