Mr Mubarak, come to America, we love you.

Personally, I would go for the independent…Imotep.

And the new religion to go along with him:

“Ra is the Sun God!
Ra is the Fun God!
Ra! Ra! Ra!”

Sometimes I wish posts had “Like” buttons.

Largely unrelated by something I heard today: “Did you know that Mubarak’s firstborn grandson died? Try telling me that’s coincidental.” (Plagues sometimes skip a generation; it is true if you’re wondering, but this was 2 years ago and the grandson had been sick since early childhood and to my knowledge it didn’t coincide with Mubarak letting the Jews leave Egypt to make a Charlton Heston movie.)

Since no one has done it yet and the OP is expecting it, I MOCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA.