I had a look at some of his oeuvre. I’m afraid that much of it raises more questions than it answers …
I’m not clear on the difference between “sinfully wrong” and “sinfully right”. I bet there are a lot of horny dudes and dudettes who believe that their particular carnal practices are “sinfully right”. Do you burn in hell for that, too? Actually there’s a grocery store here that advertises chocolate chip cookies as “sinfully rich”, which I think is sorta the same thing as “sinfully right”. It would a shame if they sent you to hell for that.
And I totally don’t get it about holes in your Bible. What would those holes be for? Given the rest of your screed, it sounds vaguely obscene.
Wait… repenting under duress, just to get on God’s good side for personal gain, actually works?
I dunno about that. I was picking up stuff for dinner yesterday and the flesh of my desire that caught my eye was a nicely marbled five-pound prime rib roast, which I desired quite a lot so I got it, and it turned out great.
Auctions, eh? I thought they did all that today, but with price lists. I’m all for a more open free market where prices are more responsive to demand.
It’s wise not to be an early adopter of these things, but I don’t know why you’d wait until the very last one had it. Let five or six countries sort it out, and once the auction systems are all running smoothly, move to any of them. I’m sure it will be fine.