Why, God, why did she have to share this??? Is nothing fucking sacred anymore??? I grew up on the Brady Bunch and this has me reeling. I hope June Cleaver isn’t still alive, cause I don’t want to hear about her tell all book describing her bout with gonorrhea and syphilis. This is the type of thing that should stay between the sheets.
Fortunately for you, June Cleaver is, in fact, no longer living.
*reads the Wiki *
– GASP – She died of polygamy! :eek:
I guess not, since at the time the incident happened, Florence Henderson was married, and therefore, cheating on her husband.
It’s kind of a weird thing to write about at this point in her life and all, but I can forgive her damn near anything because of her role in Shakes the Clown. Heck, it even made up for The Brady Bunch as far as I’m concerned.
I like how she says Lindsay must have had quite the active sex life for him to have crabs.
We could say the same thing for her, right?
Yeah, I don’t know why she had to go all TMI like this, unless she was using her experience as a warning against marital infidelity or something.
It’s entirely just to sell books.
It’s the same reason every celebrity who writes a book reveals they were molested or raped or had sex with their father or used to blow drug dealers for coke or got pimped out to Middle Eastern princes or whatever other salacious story you can come up with: an editor told her she’ll sell more books if there’s something scandalous in it, because otherwise, seriously who gives a shit?