msmith537, What is your major malfunction?

Who’s ranting? Women who behave that way don’t particularly bother me since I simply wouldn’t put up with it. And if other people choose to have that be the dynamic in their relationship, well, if that’s what makes them happy more power to them. None of my business.

It’s a mystery to me why women always seem to treat msmith so badly, by his accounts. It’s almost like they don’t like him.

msmith537’s posts make me wonder if he is the author of NoMarriage.com
If not, there sure are some striking similarities. Though, the misogyny is just a tad more unrestrained (and batshit insane) there.

Yeah, i can engage with msmith537 on some issues, even when i don’t agree with him.

But, when it comes to discussions of women, the guy is beyond reason. I suspect some childhood trauma, possibly being dropped on his head, that he blames on women.

Either that, or he’s never been laid.

Well, that’s because they’re/we’re all exactly the SAME! All three billion. He knows it for a fact, and he proved it with all those posts!
:dubious:

Well let’s jut go to the source.

Hey smith, yes you. What is it that warped your mind so badly that you hate women so? Please explain to us what happend.

How on earth can you guys pit and bash ms mith? That guy is awesome. Awesome to the max.

Have any of you ever seen the episode of Futurama where Fry meets That Guy from the 80s at a cryogenic support group? If you read all of ms mith’s post in That Guy’s voice, you can’t help but laugh.

Yes, ms mith is lame, but he’s totally entertaining. He’s a joke. There is absolutely no need at all to get worked up over the likes of him.

The most perfect characterization of a poster I can think of. Right on the money, UrbanChic.

The wording of remarks made bymsmith in IMHO belongs in the Pit. The emphasis on the "all women suggests an intentional and not unconscious desire to engage people in a topic other than the one described in the linked OP.
The level of insight provided is prepubescent at best or at least openly and consistently hostile to a large portion of Forum members.

Suggestions:

  1. Grow up. If you are older than eleven, you are not showing it.
  2. If a girl or woman has hurt you, get over her.
  3. Get to know women.
  4. Overcome your need for constant attention from others. Negative attention is not a good substitute for positive attention.
  5. Find out what it is that you are really angry about. Tell somebody.
  6. You are too generally intelligent to remain a bigot, but it shows up a lot in what you write.

This part cracks me up:

msmith537 “Look, the fact is that woman control %50 of the vote in this country but they control %100 of the vagina. Their power comes from the threat of being able to take their vagina and go home.”

You can bet I don’t leave anyplace without my vagina. That’s just the bitchy kinda woman I am.

There is more, if you feel the need for more, here: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6193284#post6193284

Somehow I get the impression his main problem is that vaginas have all those pesky women attached to them. A design flaw in nature’s packaging I’ve never really considered adequately before now, to be sure.

Though I understand manufacturers of inflatable plastic goods have addressed the problem.

Now that is a sig line.

Once again, you do something to make me notice how much I enjoy your presence here, UrbanChic. Course, I’m a sucker for anyone who quotes Futurama. :slight_smile:

:cool: Thanks Rufus.

I’m such a bad-ass. :smiley:

I wonder why…

Now I’m going to hear “Safety Dance” in my head whenever I read his posts :smiley:

You know, that dance wasn’t as safe as they said it was.

Will no-one step forward and speak for msmith537? Where’s the justice?

Ok, I will speak:

The guy can be funny. In many of his posts there’ll be a line or two that crack me up. Here’s an example, from my memory, so a word or two might be different:

Some guy is singin’ the blues about losing his woman and msmith537 advises: “Cheer up. Soon another girl will come along to gripe when you stay out late drinking with your friends or forget to put the toilet seat down.”

I mean, that’s funny! If he grates on your nerves, just scan his posts and look for the occasional zinger.

Having now done my civic duty, I’ll slink away… :smiley:

UrbanChic, that’s why I love you. Holy crap, that makes his posts so hilarious!

Awsome. Awesome to the max.

It’s one thing to make disparaging comments about an entire class of people when you don’t really mean it, and everyone knows you don’t mean it, and it’s just for laughs. (example: I was hanging out with my Jewish roommates and their Jewish friends one night; they were complaining about being broke. “Well, damn,” I said, “You know I’m only hanging out with you guys so I can snag a rich Jewish husband.”)
It’s another thing altogether when someone is making those comments in earnest.

On the other hand, maybe you’re right. I hearby resolve to always refer to msmith537 as ms mith and not to respond to his jack-assery except by pointing and laughing.
[Nelson Muntz]HA HA![/Nelson Muntz]

I do wish ms mith would show up and explain himself, though.

Ms mith’s misogyny doesn’t bug me as much as the fact that he’s (purportedly) an adult man who still calls people nerds, dorks, and dweebs. I’m not offended by it even though I am a nerd, I just think it’s kind of sad.