MtG Dopers: The Magic Card Name Game

Cafe Society
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It’s been a while since I played, so bear with me:

Tinfoil Hats
BB
Instant
Counter any direct player attack spell.
*“THOSE FOOLS! Can’t they see that by living without the protective benefits afforded by cranial aluminium shielding that they will be mere PUPPETS to agents of mind-control such as myself?!”

  • Dr. Ernesto [2000-12-03]*
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Goblin Allergy
RR
Enchant Creature
Target creature receives a -1/-1 counter when blocking or blocked by goblins. Spend 2 colorless to remove a counter.
Ah-CHOO! Goblin ambush!

Another suggestion: Ice Palace.