Ever had an idea for a humorous Magic: The Gathering card you’d like to see in print? Here’s your chance to share your idea.
For a while now a friend and I have been working on series of cards we’ve dubbed the Redneck series. For example:
Turnado, Green, Instant. One land under the control of each player is chosen at random and sent to controller’s graveyard; all players take 3 points of damage.
Trailer Park, Land. Tap to produce one colorless mana. Produces one extra colorless mana for every two Trailer Parks in play. If Turnado comes into play, bury Trailer Park.
Double Wide, White, Enchant Land. The enchanted land is not affected by Turnado.
White Trash, White, 1/2 Creature. Banding. Trailer Parkwalk (cannot be blocked if opponent controls any Trailer Parks)
Freebird, White, Creature, 3/3. Flying. Cannot be the target of spells or abilities.
The River, Land. Tap to produce one blue mana or one white mana.
Deliverance, Blue, Enchantment. Tap, pay one mana. All Rivers you control untap. (Flavor text: "Take another ride on the river.")
Roadkill Chili, Black, Enchant Creature. (casting cost: B-B-X) Bring target creature from any graveyard back into play under your control. Place a counter equal to X on creature. Upkeep: -1 to counter. When counter reaches zero, return enchanted creature to controller’s graveyard; remove Roadkill Chili from the game. (Flavor text: “Them’s make goooood eatin’!”)
Hwwwuuuuttt?, Blue, Interrupt. Target a spell as it is cast. Casting player must repeat the card text (excluding “flavor text”) from memory, or send spell to caster’s graveyard.
And some other ideas:
Picasso’s Blue Period, Blue, Interrupt. Insert a period into the text of target spell or permanent; ignore all text which follows the period.
Costume Jewelry, Blue, Enchant Artifact. Must be used to enchant artifact named after any type of gemstone or jewelry: all effects of target artifact, including mana production, may not be played.
N*SYNC, Red, Creature. Tap, pay two mana; target player says “Bye Bye Bye” to target permanent.
… you get the idea. I’m sure the rest of you can come up with much better ones!