MTV commercial question

I saw this several years ago. There was a carpenter or welder working on something. He looks up at the camera and says (with a completely straight face), “Years from now, carpet stains will be blamed on the ultimate bikini wax of MTV.” Then there’s a screen which “explains” this weird message; it’s the same thing except with blanks in place of bikini wax and carpet stains.

Question…exactly what would be blamed on what regarding MTV years from then? I never learned the “correct” items for the blanks.

I think it’s a generalized statement meaning: “It’s all Mtv’s fault” or “Blame it on Mtv.”