What MTV Did

In My Humble Opinion
1

I keep reading the following article, thinking I must’ve missed something, or that it’s an April Fool’s hoax…

http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/eo/20010407/en/mtv_sued_for_potty_prank_1.html

…or that it wasn’t real feces…but as far as I can tell, somebody actually shit on an unsuspecting victim for entertainment value.

If it’s true, a) this is it–our culture has hit rock bottom, and we’re all going to hell; and b) I hope these girls win a bazillion dollars and MTV goes straight into the dumper they seem to enjoy so much.

2

Unfortunately, it appears to be true-we were discussing it at SAAN.

3

You think MTV knew this was gonna happen? You think they could have reasonablely forseen this event?

Yeah, MTV sucks bilgewater, but they aren’t responsible for this. Two brainiac misanthropes found a sick way to get their 15 minutes and have MTV pick up the tab.

4

It’s for real, and it’s being discussed in the pit as we speak.