Greatest thing ever.
If I had my way, this is what all TV stations would be like, 24-7-52. All bikini contests and hedonistic displays of debauchery. Hell yeah.
“History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.” -Winston Churchill
If I had my druthers, there’d be more, easy-access pornography, though hedonistic displays of dancing and debauchery are all right, it’s more of a tease than any actual satisfaction (though some porn stars are downright disgusting). If I had to choose between MTV’s Spring Break and a good porno with music…
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
I just wish they’d play videos again. The old stuff I like not that crap music. In my day…
I mis-wasted my youth.
Why do they have to have all those funky rappers actually rapping? Haven’t these people ever heard of lip synching? Like it doesn’t sound crappy enough on the recorded version, they have to go screw it up even more.
BTW, the women in those bikini contests are usually pretty skanky although I did see one with a few half-way decent looking women.
The real entertainment is the Karaoke contests. Those people sound like shit! I love watching them make fools of themselves! 
“Can’t this lousy rotten useless fucking lump of cosmic shit planet make up it’s fucking mind? It just makes me sick.”
–Dr. Watson