Krispy, you may be Slythe, but I am the one and only original slythe, not to be confused with Sly. One of us is cute and the other one is smart.
And you STILL won’t tell me which is which, slythe! Are you the smart one or the cute one?? grin
“There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.” - William James
What I want to know is, who the hemorrhaging buttfuck is “mahir”? I could almost believe that our favorite horny Turkish net celebrity might stumble across this messageboard somehow, but as with GOD, he only responds when it would be amusing for him to do so. Come on, out with it. Which one of you wiseasses is not a Turk, but plays one on TV? Come forward, and face the music, played on the “enstruman” of your choice.
P.S. I kick you!
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
I can’t believe all you guys can afford all these user names… and the really long ones too. I mean for what Ed charged me for a simple four letter user name, I can only imagine what you had to pay.
Well, he did throw in a free elevator pass (just don’t know when I’ll get to the Chicago Reader to use it).
Falcon, I’m smart enough not to post my picture! 
Well, let’s just have a squint around the old skull, shall we? Hmmm…
(Ocular scan, pat, pat, pat)
Nope, nobody in here but me. But hey, I’m not antisocial. Party in my head tonight?
I am soooo tempted to re-register as Miserable Scrote
May I suggest Sad Sack instead. It means the same, and was a comic character.
Shouldn’t posts of this nature be made in “Great Debates”? I mean, this is a rant over multiple user names, not a place to vent your cynical theological views!
Yours most sincerely,
Col. R.J. “Smelly” Throatwarbler, USCG, Ret. (Mrs.)
Who are you? I must request
You must come clean and end you jest
You think you’re clever and quite wise
But I see through your silly lies
Only one user name at a time
More than that should be a crime
It’s not that I wish to be unkind
Just stop messing with my mind
First you’re “A,” then you’re “B”
And then for fun, you post as “C”
Only one user name at a time
More than that should be a crime
Flora’s anonymity I understand
She’s known and famous, and that’s just grand
She says what she thinks and signs her name
Unlike you and your silly mind game
Only one user name at a time
More than that should be a crime
Oh loverock you are the epitome
Of all that really aggravates me
Your spelling was horrible, your grammar bad
And you really had most of us had
You weren’t some horny, gross little teen
But some board regulars, being quite mean
Only one user name at a time
More than that should be a crime
Impress me with your wisdom and your wit
But quit pulling this cowardly shit
I post only under only one name
And think everyone should do the same
You may say something smart or lame
But please say it under only one name
Only one user name at a time
More than that should be a crime
Wol:
Wow, a flame you can dance to. Very impressive.
I doubt anyone thinks I’m anyone else in disguise- I’ve made far too many newbie mistakes to be a regular in drag. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Being in drag, I mean.
I’ll just shut up, now.
JMCJ
Die, Prentiss, Die! You will never have a more glorious opportunity!
woldid rhyme: I post only under only one name
WOL is a radio station in Washington, DC. If you ever change your mind about maintaining your single-identityhoodness, I suggest you use wrhf as your alter-ego, since this was that station’s original callsign, before it became WOL in on Novemeber 11, 1928.
I’m just trying to be helpful here…
I am the poster formerly known as Arg220. You guys changed me…see no more conversion tactics…I am a nice guy.
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. I now feel sooooooo dirty.
Gasoline: As an accompaniement to cereal it made a refreshing change. Glen Baxter
I can never let my true identity be revealed. I have pissed off WAY too many people with just ONE post.
Stinkin imposters!
Good thing I"m not an alterego…
Who the heck would be dumb enough to post as Santa?
Aw, crap. It looks like I have created a monster.
“There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
or two UncleBeer
Ayesha - Lioness
There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine
(Thomas A. Edison)
Who’s drivin’ this damned bus?
The mind may be shattered, the heart dark and ugly and the spirit has flown the coop, but the body refuses to put up with their horseshit, so only one customer at a time, please, no shoving, and thank you VERY FUCKING MUCH!
This message has been brought to you by a misanthropic vet with an small collection of firearms.
But don’t be frightened. Reeelaaaax. 
<FONT COLOR=“GREEN”>ExTank</FONT>
<FONT COLOR=“BLUE”>“If you relax, it hurts less. Trust me.”</FONT>
(Straps on a massive tool, greases it up)
Bend over, baby, I’M DRIVING!