I am an Asian woman of child-bearing age, but why the hell do all these people seem to think that all small Asian children in the general vicinity are mine?? GOOD God!
It jsut happened again… I mean what the hell?? I know you were trying to be nice and all, lady, but THOSE AREN’T MY KIDS!!
Why do people assume they are? I don’t get it:rolleyes:
They are ass-wipes?
Or turd burglars. 
hey, that offends my sensibilities as …ummm… nevermind… I guess I can’t really say anything, since I’m neither a gay man nor a robber of fecal matter.
Well, if you’re the only adult Asian near the kids, that would probably be the logical conclusion. Or, it could be that you’re the only Asian woman around, and you’re being pestered by the sort of people who assume that all fathers are to thick-headed and incompetant to take care of their own children, so there must be a mother somewhere near by.
Or, it could be turdburglers.
I jsut don’t get it… These kids are 1) Filipino 2) look nothing like me…
GAH!!!
Turdburglars indeed. Its enough to make a grown woman cry.
Most non-Asian people can’t tell the difference between the different Asian ethnicities. And if they give the turds back, I wouldn’t press charges.
So why are you hanging out with all those small Asian children?
This better be good.
Aren’t Asians the majority in Hawaii?
Probably because the kids keep calling you Mommy…
(they can’t help it, they’re drunk!)
Iff’n thery’re white, that explains it.
White people is stupid.
Shows what you know. It’s “White people am stupid.”
Heck, those whites can’t even tell each other apart. I don’t know how many times I’ve walked by women with Japanese-Western children and heard the child shout “Daddy!”
Granted, I did check the mother just to make sure, but so far it hasn’t been anyone I’ve recognized. 
Sure, their contributions to science, literature, mathematics, politics, economics, medicine, art, etc ad infinitum, are notoriously small.
Yeah, Asians are the majority in Hawaii.
It’s Stage 1 of our Master Plan.
Dis aint no ribrary, you weed it you buy it!
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Sure, their contributions to science, literature, mathematics, politics, economics, medicine, art, etc ad infinitum, are notoriously small.
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(Points to aircraft carrier zooming over Reuben’s head)
Personally, and this is just me speaking here… If I see some unruly children I assume the CLOSEST women of childbearing age is responsible for them.
Unless you have a picture of yourself tatooed on the children with the word “mommy” under it, so I clearly know who the parent is I’m just going to start accusing random women.
And if that doesn’t work I’ll start throwing stuff at all the guys over the age of 18.
If nobody claims the children after a suitable period (25-45 min) they become the properity of the research institute.
I’ve been on a few aircraft carriers, and never once did one zoom over the head of anyone! I want my money back!!
No shit. If I don’t have a flying ship in my backyard by the end of the day, the terrorists have already won