Munching on the Pope’s Crunchy Goodness

Heretic.

The gourd is the True Token of the Messiah, and I should know, I’ve followed a few!

How about this one, instead?

Very stylish.
I was in London a few years ago we were on hand for Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II’s golden jubilee. I looked around but did not see a commemorative thong. A quick search online produces southeast Asian’s attending celebrations without their undergarments featured as part of the festivities. A similar search for thong listed by you turned up similar non undergarment results. I guess the mug will have to do.

Besides, all potatoes look like Khrushchev.

How about Jesus in a Bucket?

The technical term for this manifestation is “Bucket o’ Christ”.

Can someone explain to me WHY GoldenPalace.com is always buying up these bizarre items? Why does an online casino need religious-icon foods? What do they do with them? Can you win the Pope hat chip playing Texas hold-em? What’s the deal?

♫♪
"Get a Bucket O’ Jesus
(finger lickin’ good)
Have a barrel of fun
(goodbye ho-hum)"♫♪