If you ever found yourself asking "Do elephants make good house pets?
Where do you put the litter box?
Those poor cooks!
Pope Leo X had a pet elephant (I learned about that from a NYTimes crossword puzzle).
Awww! I wanted one til I saw the pee puddle. Nope.
There’s nothing so odd about that: Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul!