The ability to scratch an itch without anyone seeing it. You know, the kind of itches that you can’t let people see you scratch.
I forgot: I want to know what effect my next phrase will have before I say it. An anti-foot-on-mouth power.
I want the “get rid of pimples with the touch of a finger” ability, too. That would rock, and it would save me money. I also want the hair-growing thing from the OP. If for no other reason than to remind me that no, I really don’t want to grow my hair long because it looks like crap.
The ability to go to sleep when I want, and stay asleep until it’s actually time to get up.
The ability to remember what I actually wanted to say when I respond to a thread.
YES! Then I wouldn’t have to punch myself through my jeans just to override the itch with pain.
We have this already.
Duct Tape.
You can’t stick your foot into a mouth that has been taped shut. :dubious:
I would now like the power to untangle cords just by looking at them. I need that power right now.
I wish I was good at dog training. I second the fingers-in -mouth whistle too, and singing and remembering dates. I also wish I could remember all the facts I’ve ever learned and be able to recall them at will.
Everything in this (hilarious!) song:
You should probably include the power to not fart a whole bunch along with the lack of weight gain. Or the ability to render the sense of smell for those around you ineffective.