Goddamn man, what is your problem?
I know shortcuts, and… I can find them. When everybody is going down a busy street I will find the back way where there is no traffic, and I always get there eventually.
I have the ability to cause people or sometimes things to appear by mentioning them. For example, my office hosted some visitors from another country last April. They were here all week, learned quite a bit and were given a lot of hospitality. When they left they asked for full names of certain people so they could send thank you gifts. Then, from that day till yesterday, we heard nothing. We got something in the mail from visitors from a different country yesterday that reminded me that we’d never gotten our gifts. So, I mentioned it, but certainly not to anyone from this group, just to my co-worker. Less than two hours later, what should arrive? Lovely handmade gifts from our visitors!
I also made my husband’s Aunt Topsy appear at his Uncle Porky’s funeral. I said, “where’s your other Aunt?” and she walked in the door. I’d never met her and there weren’t any windows or anything.
There are many other manifestations of this which I can’t recall.
I can also tell teenage girl drama from reality from miles away. It helps in my job, which involves working with college freshmen.
I was just trying to commiserate. Jeesh.
That will be very handy if you’re ever handcuffed and need to escape as long as you can translate that flexibility to the different position.
It’s ok. Apparently too many posters don’t realize how serious I’m not.
I knew a girl who could do that when I was a kid - she basically made her eyes vibrate, and it was very strange looking.
I get a really annoying flutter in my ear sometimes - I wonder if it’s that muscle spasming.
My mundane “super power” - my feet don’t smell, ever. Running shoes that I’ve used for long walks in the sun all summer - the inside smells like a new running shoe.
I can also make my car invisible just by driving it!
Prehensile toes.
And I am apparently highly gifted at convincing people of utter nonsense over the phone. Maybe a Nigerian company would like to hire me.
Oh wow! That happens to me too… I wonder if that’s what it is!!
Me too
I have a gift for naming pets (I currently live in a building that does not allow pets).
I have a power to pick really original, unique gifts (I have no personal friends, most of my family isn’t speaking).
Serious?! How does whether or not you are being “serious” with such comments (which by no means are limited to this thread) somehow mitigate their inappropriateness? You seem to make a habit out of thread-shitting; whether you do so in “seriousness” or not.
You two wanna get a room?
Is yours a really strange flutter, that makes you feel like your stomach is being tightened, too?
Hmm… I don’t know about my stomach tightening but I do feel and hear a fluttering sound inside my ear for a few seconds.
Me too!
I can raise either eyebrow independently. But I can’t wink very well.
I can tell if a light is steady or actually flashing very fast. DLP projectors are annoying.
Wow. You’re like a weaker version of Wolverine. We shall call you…Beaver.
Me too! Plus, I usually don’t even have to read the question.
I seem to have an ability to recognize faces from my childhood that I haven’t seen in over fifty years. Some people I have only met once or twice when I was about 9 or ten and recognised them when they were close to 70 years old, Maybe they were 15 or 16 when I saw them last. This happens frequently when I visit my home town coffee shops or restaurants. I don’t seem to be quite as good at this with people I met after becomming an adult.
One more ability I have is memorizing court or legal transcripts. I seem to remember every word after reading them one time. I was horrible at histoy and goverment etc so this has alwasy puzzled me.
Me too! Except I remember faces as an adult as well. I never-forget-a-face. EVER.
ETA: Names?? Sheeit; I don’t remember your name 30 seconds after you’ve told it to me. But I’ll remember what you looked like when you told it to me.