The trumpet rocks. I love the Clarinet, but it does not rock. The choice was simple.
Idiophone/Membranophone (still one of each left!) bracket:
Drumkit
Ouch, this is hard…I am going with drumkit. It uses all four limbs, and there is something kinda cool about that.
Chordophone bracket:
Cello
Again, guitar player here. You were wrong not to send the Banjo into this round. But the Cello is possibly the sexiest instrument in the history of music. MAYBE the electric Bass guitar is sexier. Maybe. No contest.
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:
Electric Guitar
I am probably going to lose this one. But once again, I can not in good conscience vote against the guitar twice in one round. Besides Electric Guitar is crazy versitile. What can the piano do that a guitar can’t? Play 10 notes at once? (Ok, that is actually kind of cool) Guitar gets it in a walk.