Mutant Radio Commercial

I was listening to the radio, & heard an ad for a national chain of over-rated fish seafood restaurants, (initials R.L.). Here’s the approximate dialog, with my thoughts interposed.

Mom says– I want more crabs!

I think–this woman’s got a case of the crabs.

Daughter (age 8 or so) says– I want some crabs too!

Mom says–Here dear!
I think–this woman is giving her own daughter the crabs! :eek:

Dad says–Give me some too!

Mother & Daughter, together—Here’s your crabs!

I think–these two are deliberately giving their father/husband the crabs!:eek: :eek: :eek:
You people are dragging down my moral standards something fierce!

Cusomer: “Do you serve crabs here?”

Maitre’D: “We serve anyone.”

[musical stinger]

I am a server at R.L. :slight_smile: I took an order for a fellow co-worker the other day and gave it to him to ring up. We make up our own abreviations and instead of writing out Jumbo Shrimp Coctail, I write Jumbo Cock. Of course my co-worker got a good laugh, but damn I’d sure hate to accidentally drop that slip of paper in front of an elderly couple. Talk about dragging down moral standards. :smiley: