I was listening to the radio, & heard an ad for a national chain of over-rated fish seafood restaurants, (initials R.L.). Here’s the approximate dialog, with my thoughts interposed.
Mom says– I want more crabs!
I think–this woman’s got a case of the crabs.
Daughter (age 8 or so) says– I want some crabs too!
Mom says–Here dear!
I think–this woman is giving her own daughter the crabs! :eek:
Dad says–Give me some too!
Mother & Daughter, together—Here’s your crabs!
I think–these two are deliberately giving their father/husband the crabs!:eek: :eek: :eek:
You people are dragging down my moral standards something fierce!
I took an order for a fellow co-worker the other day and gave it to him to ring up. We make up our own abreviations and instead of writing out Jumbo Shrimp Coctail, I write Jumbo Cock. Of course my co-worker got a good laugh, but damn I’d sure hate to accidentally drop that slip of paper in front of an elderly couple. Talk about dragging down moral standards. 