All these threads on mutants has me thinking. Who do you think has the best and worst mutations in the Marvelverse?
I’d say:
best - Mystique. How awesome would it be to be a shapeshifter? Very awesome, I am pretty sure.
worst - Rogue. She got the short straw when they were handing out the mutant powers. (I’m not counting her strength, flying, and invulnerability, since those are acquired, not inherent, powers.) She can’t touch! And she’s nuts from all the psyches of the people she has touched. Total evolutionary waste, since it is highly unlikely she’ll ever reproduce, due to the nature of the mutation itself.
Well, I know, but he does wear it, doesn’t he? It’s not like the professor would ever fuck with Magneto’s head anyway, he’s too ethical. Except maybe in Ultimate. Magneto’s just paranoid.
Deus Ex Machina ability. That’s some bad ass shizzle right there. I’d also have to nominate Storm. When pushed, she can go full on global with the weather control. Hard to beat it.
Rogue get’s the nod for worst, with a second going to the Blob whose power makes him a big fat ass.
Xavier and all other high level telepaths are obviously the best. You can (seem to) do anything with the power of the mind. Ignoring them, I’ve always liked Mimic’s abilities. Being able to exactly duplicate the skills, intelligence, and powers of everyone within a certain radius is awesome.
Worst? Xorn? A black hole inside your head has got to suck.
Nightcrawler has pretty awesome powers. I would LOVE to be able to teleport, since I could sell my car and cancel my insurance, travel anywhere without plane tickets, never be late for appointments, and even carry people and things with me. Even in a real-life fight scenario, nobody could land a punch on you! Teleportation is really underrated as a cool super power.
Worst: Chamber. The guy is ripped open from his nose to his mid-torso, with energy leaking out of him all the time. That’s got to get old really fast.
Not to quibble, but nightcrawler can only teleport limited distances (not more than a mile at a bamf iirc) without massive strain. Same goes for teleporting others. It makes them sick and really strains him. Then there’s the telltale bamf noise and the reek of brimstone.
Adamantium skeleton or no, you’re one tough bastard. Age very slowly. Drink, smoke, drugs, you name it, no worries (of course, your mega-tolerance could get expensive).
Worst: Jubilee. I like Jubilee, really. But Boomer had the same power first. And better.
Best: Hard pick. I’d have to go with Storm. She can bring down destruction like no other.
Being able to affect reality would rock so hard. (Not counting the possibility of frothing insanity, though)