Sorry about that, ED.
Will it help my case any if I mention I’m a Giants fan, also?
You misspelled “pooh”.
There is no apostrophe in “Nazis.” “Jews” should be capitalized.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Tow. You can’t haul up much line with just one appendage of the foot.
Auf Wiedersehen.
No poo is correct as an equal to shit. Pooh is a name as in Winnie The Pooh or Pooh Richardson.
Hmm. This might not be my pet peeve, but it’s certainly a stray that I’ve taken to.
There is something new that I’ve noticed, or at least it seems to be the latest manifestation of a recurring trend.
You can’t post the slightest bit of hyperbole, or a joke, or slightly inaccurately worded facts without some numbnuts jumping down your throat and taking your words absolutely literally, then making a huge deal out of it. If you say “I haven’t had a cheeseburger in a million years”, numbnuts will reply “A million? I seriously doubt it was a million. Burgers haven’t even been around that long. I call you on your lies.” If you then say “I was exaggerating, it has really been 3 years, 4 months, 2 days, and 6 hours”, numbnuts will ignore that (or accuse you of backpeddling) and demand a cite for the million years.
A pantyliner thread would not be in Cafe Society. That’s totally ridiculous and I can’t believe you actually posted that. Your entire OP is invalidated now. You have no point. You have no brain. Your mother dresses you funny. And since it’s the pit…fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck…
There is that certain breed of poster that can’t seem to comprehend hyperbole and humor and insist on taking every word literally just to be able to disagree with something, regardless of its relevance to the actual discussion. Or there are the posters that demand every detail of the backstory and if the OP said “The car that hit me was burgundy” and three posts later says, “the red car…” , they demand a full disclosure from the OP, including paint chip samples and web-cam verification to prove that they are not lying about a) the color of the car, b)that there ever was a car, c) everything they’ve ever posted on the SDMB, and d)the entire existence of a spectrum of colors. And if you cannot provide the above within five seconds, then you have no right to be posting about any alleged incidents that may be bothering you. Matter of fact, you have no right to be posting at all. Or breathing for that matter.
This one is specifically pit related:
People replying to pit threads (or complaints of any kind), saying, “well if that’s your worst problem…!”
Well, no, it’s actually not my worst problem. I don’t post my worst problems in the internet, thank you. We are allowed to pit things that aren’t the very worst things in our lives. In fact, I’d wager that MOST pit threads aren’t about peoples’ worst problems.
Or, what tdn just said while I was typing… :smack:
Bullshit. Show me one link where anyone demanded paint chip samples OR web-cam verification.
You have no point. You have no brain. You have no right to be posting at all. Or breathing for that matter.
I was sort of wondering why you repeated what I just said. But I think you said it much better. 
Ah, correcting my correction, I hate that.
That’s me touching me nose with me tongue.
I hate that when I highlight the last sentance of quoted material to delete it, the [/ from the /quote is deleted. Why do you do that? If I’d wanted to highlight it, I would have!
Or when people assume since you are supplying data or an arguement about something one side said, you must be on that side of the arguement.
Biggirl, I pay attention to you. You never need to feel lonely again. Not that I’m such good company…
You got me to go to the Lord of the Rings movie because of your lust for Legolas (for which I am very grateful). And you got me playing that rocket game (for which I am less grateful, but you were right, it was addictive). Just to show I’m paying attention.
Wow! You really have been paying attention! Um, now I’m a little frightened.
Just kidding.
P.S. I also hate having to say “just kidding” all the time. That’s not an SDMB exclusive thing. I found out a lot of people don’t know when I’m kidding. You knew I was kidding, right merrily?
4a. Using someone else’s words to slam the OP’s individual tastes
You’re just mad there aren’t more Brooklyn threads
I’m just here to drop an amusing anecdote about [size=5]myself[/size.
What?
:smack:
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