My Annual SDMB Pet Peeve Thread.

[Nic2004]

@Smeghead

I’m going to go start a “Your pantyliner brand sucks” thread.

Wouldn’t a “My Tampon Thread” have a better touch of irony?

I, myself, am not qualified to write this one

[Cat_Whisperer]

@tdn

There is something new that I’ve noticed, or at least it seems to be the latest manifestation of a recurring trend.

You can’t post the slightest bit of hyperbole, or a joke, or slightly inaccurately worded facts without some numbnuts jumping down your throat and taking your words absolutely literally, then making a huge deal out of it. If you say “I haven’t had a cheeseburger in a million years”, numbnuts will reply “A million? I seriously doubt it was a million. Burgers haven’t even been around that long. I call you on your lies.” If you then say “I was exaggerating, it has really been 3 years, 4 months, 2 days, and 6 hours”, numbnuts will ignore that (or accuse you of backpeddling) and demand a cite for the million years.

{Insert vile, violent personal insult here.} My husband’s nuts are numb, and people like you just make me boil with rage at their insensitivity.

[Nic2004]

@featherlou

{Insert vile, violent personal insult here.} My husband’s nuts are numb, and people like you just make me boil with rage at their insensitivity.

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[tdn]

@tdn

Tow. You can’t haul up much line with just one appendage of the foot.

I was about to start a Grammar Nazi Pit thread about how it’s “tow the line”, not “toe the line.” I’ve seen too many morons making that mistake. So I decided to look it up so I could back myself up with a cite. Guess what I found out?

Who’s the moron now, hmmm?

[tdn]

@featherlou

{Insert vile, violent personal insult here.} My husband’s nuts are numb, and people like you just make me boil with rage at their insensitivity.

Sorry. Power to the numbnuts!

And the women who love them.

[lieu]

@NoClueBoy

tow or toe?

Wow, I’d never thought about a camel tow before.

[tdn]

@lieu

Wow, I’d never thought about a camel tow before.

How else do you think they got the barges up and down the Nile?

[scout1222]

@lieu

Wow, I’d never thought about a camel tow before.

Somebody should let the website know they registered the wrong domain name, then.

[Smeghead]

@Nicodemus2004

Wouldn’t a “My Tampon Thread” have a better touch of irony?

I, myself, am not qualified to write this one

DAMN YOU!!!
That’s much much better.

[BMalion]

@featherlou

{Insert vile, violent personal insult here.} My husband’s nuts are numb, and people like you just make me boil with rage at their insensitivity.

I’ve got boils and I find your joke offensive! :mad:

[susan_foster]

@BMalion

I’ve got boils and I find your joke offensive! :mad:

I’ve got a red face, and I find your red face smilie offensive!

And my peeve is people who ask for opinions in a thread, and then ignore what people have to say. What is the point in asking? Actually, I know the point - to get backup for their opinions. But c’mon - if people are offering their insight, take the time to listen.

Susan

[EllisDee]

@D_Odds

Sorry about that, ED.

Will it help my case any if I mention I’m a Giants fan, also?

On a side note, I love the nickname ED, so it’s always nice when someone refers to me as such.

You reminded me about a bachelor party thread a year or so ago. I ended up getting furious at one of the posters. Eventually in the multi-page trainwreck, she mentioned to somebody else that she was a Giants fan. I shit you not, it was like a flip got switched in my brain, and all my seething rage just evaporated. Man do I wish a couple others around here were Giants fans. heh.

I thought of another thing that cheese me off. The constant PC whining that there is no difference between the genders. “We’re all just people!” It drives me insane. MAybe iT’s irraTional, but My patience is zero for one poster in partiCuLar regarding this pet peeve.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@susan_foster

<snip>And my peeve is people who ask for opinions in a thread, and then ignore what people have to say. What is the point in asking? Actually, I know the point - to get backup for their opinions. But c’mon - if people are offering their insight, take the time to listen.

Susan

Another peeve of mine is similar - people who open threads then never come back. You started the damn thing - think you could check back and at least pretend you have the slightest interest in what has happened with it? Won’t someone think of the orphans?

[Cat_Whisperer]

Haha, good joke. You can all come back now.

Hello?

[Scotticher]

@kidchameleon

That’s me touching me nose with me tongue.

No. No, it’s not. It is Groucho Marx after he shaved his moustache. Why you can’t see something that is as plain as the nose on your face, I couldn’t say. But you have your opinion and I have mine, and farbeit from me to carp about your ridiculous opinion. Even though you are WRONG WRONG WRONG, you have the right to hold it. Idiot.

[sub]there’s a pet peeve in there somewhere, but I’m not sure even I can find it easily.[/sub]

[sturmhauke]

I hate all the “my cat’s breath smells like cat food” and “3. Hi Opal!” nonsense. The 1920’s style death ray is ok though, that hasn’t gotten old yet.

[AncientHumanoid]

It got old once.

In 1960.

For about 20 minutes.

Singing Rio.

[fruitbat]

@sturmhauke

I hate all the “my cat’s breath smells like cat food” and “3. Hi Opal!” nonsense. The 1920’s style death ray is ok though, that hasn’t gotten old yet.

Not even close to old, although I do fear that my continuings paroxysms of laughter are a threat to my health.

This isn’t even about politics, but it drives me nuts when people post an otherwise serious political topic in GD and then sprinkle the OP with terms like Repugs. It is very difficult to take someone seriously when they refer to Rick Santorum as the Repug senator from PA. If you want civilized debate you have to make some effort to sound a bit sane.

[joyfool]

@fruitbat

continuings paroxysms of laughter

Band name!