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If this phenomenon didn’t exist, there would be no such thing as Ass In A Tub hot sauce.
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I had that once in Charleston. A few drops made a 12 ince plate of scrambled eggs quite exciting. My friend, the self proclaimed hot sauce champion, used a few squirts on his breakfast. After a few attempts at ingestion the entire plate full of food was slid into the trash.
I like getting cans of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce and using it for salsa. Three chips worth will generally require you to lay down for 15 minutes as the body resets its alarm parameters. It also sterilizes the toilet, later.
I’ve never liked spicy peppery food. Why would I want to eat something that makes my nose run, let alone experience the other effects?
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The adrenaline rush you get when eating hot enough peppers is out of hand! I tend to have to eat the peppers plain (not with food) in order to experience this.
The old joke is eat ice cream after eating peppers, then while you are taking a dump and your ass is on fire, keep saying, “Come on ice cream, come on ice cream”.
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This scientific study intrigues me. I shall try this time tested procedure the next time I make some stuffed jalepeno’s.
The old joke is eat ice cream after eating peppers, then while you are taking a dump and your ass is on fire, keep saying, “Come on ice cream, come on ice cream”.
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I laughed so hard I had to run to the toilet to avoid pooping all over myself. Sitting on the can and thinking of that joke only made me laugh harder.
Sour cream is a good fire extinguisher for spicy food, so I presume it would work down there too. Warning, though: depending on your living situation, you might want to lock yourself in the bathroom during the application process. Once a roommate finds you nude in the living room with a pint of Breakstone’s, the story tends to take on a life of its own.
I have the same problem if I eat copious amounts of jalapenos. However, I don’t have any issues if I eat any variety of even spicier peppers. Odd, huh?
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Have to say, my anus doesn’t burn when I eat jalopenos… usually it’s several hours afterwards.
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Long enough later that my reptilian hindbrain doesn’t correlate that burning sensation with the WONDERFUL green chili I ate at lunch (which also directly massages my reptilian hindbrain)
Took me about 8 months to realize the two events were related.
The night before my husband ended a trip to England, his friend took him out for curry. He loved it and ate ALOT of it.
The flight home the next day was spent in the bathroom and his friends still fondly recall the sight of him running out of control area to pick up area, dropping his luggage by them witout stopping and sprinting to the restroom.
He hasn’t touched curry since.