My anus burns when I eat jalopenos

I had that once in Charleston. A few drops made a 12 ince plate of scrambled eggs quite exciting. My friend, the self proclaimed hot sauce champion, used a few squirts on his breakfast. After a few attempts at ingestion the entire plate full of food was slid into the trash.

I like getting cans of chipotle peppers in adobo sauce and using it for salsa. Three chips worth will generally require you to lay down for 15 minutes as the body resets its alarm parameters. It also sterilizes the toilet, later.

The adrenaline rush you get when eating hot enough peppers is out of hand! I tend to have to eat the peppers plain (not with food) in order to experience this.

Oh, come on ice cream
Please get rid of this steam…

Where’s Sealemon88 when you need him?

And this hit me about 5 seconds after I read it and had moved on to the next post. I then almost spit iced tea on my laptop.

This scientific study intrigues me. I shall try this time tested procedure the next time I make some stuffed jalepeno’s.

New username.

I eat them at least 3-4 days a week (I like spicy, piquant food) but maybe I should aim for a larger capsaicin load each time.

Or maybe not. :eek:

I don’t know, I never tried to light it.

Regards,
Shodan

I laughed so hard I had to run to the toilet to avoid pooping all over myself. Sitting on the can and thinking of that joke only made me laugh harder.

It’s the endorphins, man! The endorphins!

Qadgop would probably be horrified but desperation once led to an application of Solarcaine. Probably not a good idea but it did the trick. :o

The technical term for what the OP is experiencing is Mexican heartburn.

::: D&R:::

Are you saying Mexicans are assholes at heart?
Follows Rick out

Isn’t it both? I sure feel like I can lift a semi truck off of an old woman after indulging in some Dave’s Insanity.

My anus burns with the fire of a thousand jalapeños.

Eat ice cream after the peppers. Then when you feel the burn, you can holler, “Come on, ice cream, COOL IT OFF!!!”

Sour cream is a good fire extinguisher for spicy food, so I presume it would work down there too. Warning, though: depending on your living situation, you might want to lock yourself in the bathroom during the application process. Once a roommate finds you nude in the living room with a pint of Breakstone’s, the story tends to take on a life of its own.

I have the same problem if I eat copious amounts of jalapenos. However, I don’t have any issues if I eat any variety of even spicier peppers. Odd, huh?

Long enough later that my reptilian hindbrain doesn’t correlate that burning sensation with the WONDERFUL green chili I ate at lunch (which also directly massages my reptilian hindbrain)

Took me about 8 months to realize the two events were related.

The night before my husband ended a trip to England, his friend took him out for curry. He loved it and ate ALOT of it.

The flight home the next day was spent in the bathroom and his friends still fondly recall the sight of him running out of control area to pick up area, dropping his luggage by them witout stopping and sprinting to the restroom.
He hasn’t touched curry since.

Does it give you a sore throat if you stuff the jalopenos up your backside?