OH yes foolish mermaid, went to tanning bed today in preparation for big ass family vacation on a houseboat next month.
Well I had a pretty good tan last year but I always wore a certain pair of panties that left the cutest little white triangle on my rump, you know for the tan lines.
Well I was on my way home from running errands and drove by the Hot Tan Cafe and decided to just drop in for the first time this year. When I undressed I remembered that I had not worn any panties today, no prob I thought, my tan has faded to nearly nothing. But the tender flesh remembers if it had a tan last year. My formerly exposed pieces got a nice pinkish-brown flush to them. As for the other part, it looks like I’ve got a bright pink triangle spray painted on my tush.
What? Stop laughing! I can assure you that it’s not funny, no absolutely positively not funny at all.
:takes 800mg of ibuprofen and winces off to bed:
