my ass made me laugh

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I drank last night, but this morning I took a really nice shit, so
I was like “huh, no drunk shit. good for me.”

Well, I’m sitting here after lunch and I feel a fart. So, I go to
squeeze it out and a turd starts poking out with it. I suck the turd
back in and hustle charlie to the bathroom.

what an ASSault. A splattering wet shit and during proceedings, I cut a fart that actually made me laugh. Right in the middle of this wet long one. . .FWAP FWAP FWAPfwapthhhtttppp **BANG! ** fwap fwap.

ummm. . .what the hell was that?

My ass banged. Like someone smacked two 2x4s together.

And I think at that time, it fired a flat turd that smacked the water doubling the decibel level. I actually laughed sitting in the bathroom because it sounded so funny. It might have echoed like a stepped-on duck

Bathroom wrecked: check.

Drunk shit done: check.

Banged ass: check.

2

Here I was expecting that you caught sight of it in a three-way mirror and realized for the first time that it looked just like Alfred Hitchcock in profile, or something.

I was completely unprepared for that.

Aye-yah.

3

**my ass made me laugh **

Well…that makes one of you.

4

Oh, now you’ve done it. You’ve invaded lieu’s territory.

5

I’ve read most of his poop stories.

That’s rarefied air, of which I’m hardly worthy.

I just enjoy hearing/telling a good shit story, and a bad shit story even better.

6

There was a little too much detail in there for me, but I can relate to making oneself laugh during that ritual. However sick you made the rest of us, a good laugh is a healthy thing. :slight_smile:

7

What, were you sitting in the next stall?

8

Argh! Perish the very thought-- I got sick reading this, but a good laugh was healthy for HIM.