My bad bad bad story telling. Dang, kids just beg to be lied too

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I woke up and hobbled down the stairs.
I had cats and little boys and dogs on my heels. All hungry-ing and cranky.
I commence to provide all with food.
I stepped on the deck with my protein drink and a handful of Cheerios for Clarence. He was waiting patiently for me.

I have a smallish Mimosa tree kinda close to the deck and I looked underneath for the baby squirrels who’ve been playing there. No babies.
But there was lots and lots of mushrooms. They made a complete circle around the tree.
I’ve heard this referred to as a Fairy ring.
“Ooh”, says I.
“That’s a good omen!” outloud.

I didn’t know the little boys were out on the deck.
So I had to create a whole new lie …umm…I mean,fairytale.

What a fun morning.:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Your life is a Disney movie without the relentless merchandising.

3

I am sure the merchandise is coming. I can see Clarence T-Shirts, and coffee mugs, and maybe even a Clarence Cheerio container.

And don’t get me started on the Fouke Monster.

4

Only to be able to monetize my sitch.
And my life would be complete.

5

I’m telling you, Beck, you could be a Youtube content creator. Just sharing the videos of your menagerie would do it. :smiley:

6

Cranking up the merchandising machine here…

7

I wish to hear this whole new li-um, fairytale :slight_smile:

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And Clarence tiaras:

9

It involves Smurfs, Spiderman and a witch who has a fungus infection.

That should clear it up.:face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Wow, I’m included? :laughing: