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I wish to point out that peer reviewed studies have found that better looking people make more money.
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Did those studies discern which was cause and which was effect? (i.e. could it just be that people who make more money can afford plastic surgery, expensive clothes, manicures, facials, etc?)
[QUOTE=Lumpy]
Would someone please post a link directly to the illustration? My dialup connection loaded the top 1/4 and then spent twenty minutes downloading the 100+megs of animated ads.
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Here’s a link to the cover .
[QUOTE=FriarTed]
OK, some people could use cosmetic surgery & such a book would be good for their kids, but I can’t really tell much difference between pre & post-CS Mommy in this book. Maybe if she was shown to have really saggy skin that wouldn’t firm up or a deviated septum, the book would be a bit less bothersome than it is.
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The original link didn’t really show Mommy pre-surgery. Take a look at this (especially picture #4) and you can see some wrinkly tummy and a larger nose.
[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat]
Here’s a link to the cover .
The original link didn’t really show Mommy pre-surgery. Take a look at this (especially picture #4) and you can see some wrinkly tummy and a larger nose.
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yeah, I saw all the pages. Still, not that major a difference. As cartoon women go, she definitely qualifies for Milf Island. 
We still want to hit it.
[QUOTE=Zebra]
Maybe mommy wants to have an affair with the paperboy.
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She seems to be fantasizing about Dr. Michael in image 3 of the slideshow.
[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
Would a heated pestle do?
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Hooray, another reason to be pissed at humanity.
[QUOTE=InvisibleWombat]
Here’s a link to the cover .
The original link didn’t really show Mommy pre-surgery. Take a look at this (especially picture #4) and you can see some wrinkly tummy and a larger nose.
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OK, but why exactly is a woman of at least 35, with a kid of maybe 5, wearing a crop-top in public? (Also, I’ve never seen a nose like that in real life.)
I love how it shows the family with a big house and an SUV. Because…that’s the target audience.
[QUOTE=Cat Fight]
Would a heated pestle do?
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This is terrible.
From the article:
Obviously trying to mutilate a girl by taking away her breasts is bad, but is massaging inherently bad? Or do they mean “massaging,” as in a euphemism for pounding them down? Because I remember my budding breasts feeling very sore when they came in…sometimes a massage can help, etc.
[QUOTE=dangermom]
OK, but why exactly is a woman of at least 35, with a kid of maybe 5, wearing a crop-top in public? (Also, I’ve never seen a nose like that in real life.)
I love how it shows the family with a big house and an SUV. Because…that’s the target audience.
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That kind of threw me too. I just figured 30 something moms in CA or FL must dress like that for grocery shopping. The times I’ve seems that type of outfit on 30+ women who were not exercising, or doing outdoorsy stuff has mostly been on the show COPS.
“Why Mommy Can’t Facially Express Emotion”
“Mommy Gets A Tramp Stamp”
“Daddy’s New Hairplugs”
[QUOTE=astro]
That kind of threw me too. I just figured 30 something moms in CA or FL must dress like that for grocery shopping. The times I’ve seems that type of outfit on 30+ women who were not exercising, or doing outdoorsy stuff has mostly been on the show COPS.
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Well, I dunno about LA or anything–and it’s true that my area tends to be a little more granola–but I live in CA and I can definitively state that most mommies around here aren’t the the habit of wearing outfits like that. (OK, I just thought of one, but she’s a pagan dreadlocked hippie, not a soccer mom.) After two enormous babies, I have some, ahem, tummy issues myself, but I deal with them by wearing shirts that go all the way to my waist.
[QUOTE=dangermom]
Well, I dunno about LA or anything–and it’s true that my area tends to be a little more granola–but I live in CA and I can definitively state that most mommies around here aren’t the the habit of wearing outfits like that. (OK, I just thought of one, but she’s a pagan dreadlocked hippie, not a soccer mom.) After two enormous babies, I have some, ahem, tummy issues myself, but I deal with them by wearing shirts that go all the way to my waist.
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Now I’m intrigued, were they like circus sideshow big or what ?
[QUOTE=jayjay]
“Why Mommy Can’t Facially Express Emotion”
“Mommy Gets A Tramp Stamp”
“Daddy’s New Hairplugs”
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LOL
“Why Mommy Looks Permanently Surprised Now”
“Why Mommy’s Tits Look Like Flesh Colored Beach Balls”
[QUOTE=astro]
Now I’m intrigued, were they like circus sideshow big or what ?
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Heh. Not quite, but nearly. My first was 10 lbs. 2 oz. (and incidentally turned the wrong way). They took #2 10 days early to give me a break, and she was well over 9lbs and growing steadily. They stretched me out pretty good.
Well, you can’t buy it on Amazon, as of 11AM today.