Inor, inor. smooch Nothing about you is ugly. You are what you are and all of it is wonderful.
Now, get your butt out here. There’s a reason I flounced out of the bathroom. It’s getting a bit… steamy… in there. 
Thank you all gods who ever were, are or shall be for this pure essence of good and creation in the living room…not wearing much and glisteny and flouncey from the bathroom and…
Well, you know…
[sub]you good to me, relic. thank you.
Hmmmm, unfortunately, all I can think of typing now would probably get me banned from the boards…
Eh, c’est la vie [sup]la vie![/sup][sub]shaddup![/sub]
:Wraps hair in a towel and flops on the couch:
CENSOR
:D\*pushes* apart the censoring smileys, whipsoff the towel and begins with [sub]oooo, fuck i love it when you talk innuit babee…couldja move those fingers over just a bit? maybe hold on to my ears? or a big double fistful of my hair?..yeah, i just shaved, you like?..[/sub]///
:D///pulls the CENSOR faces back together…noises happen\
Now, relic.
'ja see that smiley up there above after the crack about the fuck you irc channel?
See, here’s the deal sweetie.
Beer really likes us, and that’s his way of showing it- he liked the snowshoeing piece, and although he keeps his crucifix pointed at me at all times, he likes you in a towel, all glisteny, wet hair.
He bumped to show you and the snowshoeing piece off.
And he’s crusty, so he has to make the comment.
So, ya have to insult him back, so he knows ya like him too. It has to be really really smart ass.
k? he just likes being in the bathroom with us, is all, and that’s his way of showing it.
So, do your part, you absolute bon-bon of my ice cream collection…
And remember- You and the good lord know, if they ain’t banned me yet, ain’t no way in hell they’re gonna ban you…
Either that’s all true, or he’s going in tonight for a cardiac incident.
Either way, we’ve livened up his day…
Oh, see I thought he was jealous, but okay, if you say so…
[behind the censor]:eek: My goodness! I 'spose I really AM innocent! Well, was at least… [/BTC]
I think we’ve livened up a few posters day… mine included!
inor, relic…good to see that you guys are having fun while I’m on break…save me some, m’kay?
Hugs!