Prop wash, meaning the air being blown back. My use of the terminology may suck.
Also, replace glider seat with a small RV toilet that exits out bottom of glider.
Eat and drink for days, all in the comfort of the friendly skies. 
God help the poor fool on the ground though
The little john is a common item in the boating section of most outdoor stores.
umm, shouldn’t that be ‘per dickus’?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ0D3C6oxEk 
PS actually, if I remember my high school Latin correctly, I think the noun would need to take the ablative after the preposition, so ‘per dickō’…
PPS unless of course dickus is not second declension but instead that pesky fourth declension, in which case it would be dickū
Declension does help you hold it but you get to an age where you can’t do that for long.