(wild applause)
Absolutely brilliant! Thanks for the much-needed laugh, Attrayant. 
You have a penis and a shoulder bag?
Have penis and bag, will travel.
Somebody tell me what Teemings Extras is before I launch into my car sickness dialoge.
Stomach: You swore you’d never say anything! I’m so ashamed.
Oh, god, and I thought I was the only one (missed Coldie’s thread from Back Then). In my case, I notice it at least half a block before I even get to my building, let alone upstairs to my apartment…
This is the funniest post I’ve ever ever ever read.
Oh God. Just reading the snippets other people quoted had me going again and again.
Tears are rolling down my face. I’ve never ever laughed at a message board post this much. I can’t type.
You rock.
Attrayant, you’ve just created a little masterpiece here my friend.
Bravo! Very well done.
Whooh. That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read and I don’t say that lightly. I was laughing all the way through, (though not quite ROFL, I’ve only done that once; say, are you guys overuseing that one?)
By far the funniest thread I’ve seen in a long time. That was hilarious. Well done! Glad to see everything came out okay.
Author! Author!
Well done!