I’m just amazed at how many people took that as a satisfactory answer for ‘What happened to your foot?’
Last week I had a toe-nail infection that wasn’t healing on it’s own. I went to the doctor and had it lanced. Of course, then I had to wear the stupid bootie thing on my foot for a week while it healed. My big toe was much too sore to be squeezed into a shoe.
So I’m stumping around the hospital all week, and everybody asked:
(Ostensibly caring soul): What happened to your foot?
(Smartass sufferer): I had a boo-boo that went owiee.
(Ostensibly caring soul): Oh, ok.