Am I the only person here who thinks it’s noteworthy that holes are spontaneously appearing in Atheist Princess’ body? Call me old-fashioned but I think my body should have a fixed amount of orifices and if any new ones appear, I’m going to demand an explanation.
Seriously, did you ever see a doctor about this?
And if I’m being whooshed - fine, it wouldn’t be the first time.
I can wiggle my ears and move my shake my scalp. Beat that.
Previe…preview…preview
That should be:
I can wiggle my ears and shake my scalp.
My friend Penny can make her boobs dance. That’s a trick that always gets requested at parties.
After many years at the gym, I can make most of my muscles dance independently. I was very happy the first time I discovered this fact.
I can crack my fingers, neck, back, and ankles. I used to be able to do my shoulders.
Also, I can make it look like my thumb (on either hand) has come unattached from my hand but still under the skin… or at least that’s what people tell me it looks like.
Sure did, he tells me its a rare condition and I’m the only reported case in Australia. Apparently its not harmful or anything, and not contageous. Just something that happens…as an after thought he said "If you’re that way inclined :eek: put a ring through one and make the most of it 
So I did. In two, one through my eyebrow (only makes an appearance for parties) and one under my arm (makes minimal appearance…is a party request)
I can make my boobies dance too but thats another story 