I can gleek…some ppl call it skeeting. I can press my tongue to the roof of my mouth and make saliva shoot straight out of my salivary glands. Sexy, no?
I’m the only female I know who is capable of such talent.
i can move either eyes sideways while the other one stays still. That really freaks people out when im just talking to them casually and i deceide to do it
I can, apparently, force it to ignore a perfectly good straight line for over half an hour.
I can bend my right index finger at the second joint without the first joint moving at all. This is less a trick than the result of some serious tendon damage, but nobody I’ve ever asked has been able to replicate it.
My right thumb cracks on command.
I can wiggle my ears and move my scalp back and forth.
I can also pop both of my shoulders almost completely out of their sockets. The noise is, I am told, very disturbing.
I can force my eyes to focus beyond their usual range by selectively tightening the orbital muscles. Pity that their “usual range” is less than a foot.
I can press my hands together and make my fingers undulate like snakes. Zyada tells me that this ability is prized amongst bellydancers. The demand for fat, male bellydancers is quite low, however, regardless of their digital talents.
I can trap the end of my left-pinkie finger inside the webbing between the fingers of my right hand and, by quickly pulling my pinkie finger perpendicularly away from my right palm, elicit a rather loud, though high-pitched, pop.
Sounds kind of like a small suction-cup being pulled off.
I can vibrate my eyes spasmodically rapidly from side to side at will, which I have been told looks freaky as hell from an external perspective. Can also cross them but not as effectively as I could half a lifetime ago, when the irisis would disappear front and center, which again freaked out observers. (Yeah, I’ve lost a bit of flexibility. I bet I can still give you spinal shivers with what I have left)
My sister can still assemble her joints. Index finger goes behind main joint of thumb, the visible thumbjoint that lets you thumb a ride by flexing it backwards. Then she puts her middle fingertip behind the second joint of the index finger, counting from the index finger’s front. Then she puts the tip of her 4th/ring finger behind the second joint of her middle finger. Then she puts the tip of her little finger behind the second joint of her 4th/ring finger. And holds them there in that position without any external (i.e., other hand, etc) assistance. AND she can do it without using her left hand to push the fingers into position. I’ve seen her do it. I offer this as testimony to the fact that my sister is an alien, should the subject ever arise. No human oughta be able to do that.
I can turn myself into a pretzel, including, but not limted to:
[ul]-Bending my thumbs back to touch my arms.
Placing my hand on a table and rotating it 360 degrees
bending one leg around, behind my back and up over my shoulder to touch the opposite ear
both feet behind my head at the same time - of course
I can reach one hand over my shoulder, one hand under my shoulder, grasp them in the middle and then straighten my arms out behind my back.
I can tough my shoulders together in the front[/ul]
it really goes on and on.
Also, I don’t feel any pressure points. Those who have studied any sort of martial art will have no fun with me. They put on the Killer Pressure Hold of Death[sup]TM[/sup] and I just look at them funny.