This is fairly mindless and most definately pointless thing I simply must share with others. Nearly two months ago I shelled out some money to purchase a weight set/gym for my home. While standing in bathroom without a shirt (I swear I wasn’t admiring myself) I noticed I was starting to get some bulk. The good kind of bulk, I’m no Mr. Olympian but a nice cross between Wimpy and He-Man.
Through circumstances that are still clouded in mystery I observed my right pectoral muscle flexing producing what I can only describe as a bounce. Wow, I’ve never been able to do that before!! I tried it with the left pectoral and the result was similiar.
Further scientific inquiry was necessary of course. I don’t exactly have fine motor control but I’m getting a lot better with more practice. I have no idea why I wanted to share this information but there it is.
Can anyone else do fun things with their body? I have trick I can do that freaks my wife out but I’m not all that comfortable telling everyone about it.
I can not only touch my nose and my chin with my tongue, but I can hold it in half (front to back) and it stays that way un-aided. Record is 17 mins 43 seconds.
I can also make my eyeballs shake and my body makes its on little peircing holes that I put rings through and look odd.
I have NO idea. My first one was discovered aged 13, first time shaving underarms and I saw this little ridge…I thought “what the??” and realise that it was a hole…so i put a sleeper through it. I have on on my right upper thigh, one on my left arm, and another on my left eyebrow which, with a ring, looks like a pro peircing. My body is crazy. Dont hold it against me…
I can flex my pecs and I get a significant amount of bounce…
I’m a 42DD. The bounce is fun to watch.
I can flare my nostrils, wiggle (twitch) my nose bunny-rabbit style, and due to a birth defect, I can ‘cross’ just one eye. That one’s a real conversation-starter.
Hmmmm…I’m an Aussie and I have no idea what you guy call it over there. A small gold/silver hoop ring that you put through your ear? Fits quite well around the top of my pinky
I must confess that looking in the mirror I thought it would be way cool if I could keep up a can-can beat. I need more practice but I’ll contact you when I’ve perfected my craft.
I think anybody can do that with practice. A friend taught me how to do it several years ago It’s fun for freaking people out sometimes.
Something that someone once pointed out and I never thought was weird–you know how some people will stand with one hand behind their back holding the opposite forearm/wrist? Well, I developed a habit like that, only I hold above the elbow (I have no idea where I picked the habit up from). I can also cross my arms behind my back easily.
I can bend my left toe upwards (without using my hand or anything) to an angle between my foot and toe of about 45 degrees, and I can bounce, eh, something else … at will.
(Could be related to Marc’s secret skill? :D)
I think I can also flex my pecs, but you can barely see anything happening, they’re so small.
In the U.S. we have a different definition of sleeper.
I am happy to report that I have mastered the art of sleepage`.
I am able to sleep between buildings with a single snore.
Look, down in the gutter, is that a bum, is that a homeless person?
No, its Sleeperman! A super sleeper from the planet Lazy-boy who came here when his planet accidentally fired his recliner into space during their winter sleep hibernation festival.
Yes Sleeperman. Sleeps sounder than a wounded buffaloe, drops off faster than a water buffalow, snores more powerfully than a locomotive, and who, in his secret identity as Peter of the Peter Files, sleeps forward in the Cause of Truth, Justice and the American Dream!
The bounce is fun to watch.