New poll! Pie or boobs?
Hehe
<Claghorn>
Now I asks, I say, I ASKS you, fellow citizenry, is this the sort of smack in the face to two of Gawd’s gah-RAY-test blessins that you want your hard-earned tax dollars payin for? Vote for me, and I sahwear to you, the taxpayahs of this great state shall nevah be r’sponsibble foah smallah boobies!
</Claghorn>
Thanks for the mammaries
Those things I can’t forget
The first time that we met
My interview to get this job
Left me all limp and wet—
How lucky I was
And thanks for the mammaries
Those Christmas parties, too,
When I ran to the loo
I ran the sink
So I could think
Of things I’d like to do—
How tawdry it was!
Boob pie.
Nip-ple bear-ing mAAAmaries…
“Mammaries” - to the tune of “Memory” from Cats
Mammaries
So large her back is bent
She must lose her mammaries
It is her choice alone
In the workplace
Ev’ry day I see her monstrous teats
And admire them, all alone
Mammaries
She needs them to be light
And in just a very few days
To the scapel she’ll surrender
And in time she’ll forget what chestiness was
But in my memory it will live again
Thank you bowing thank you. I’ll be here all week.
“You and I have mammaries
Longer than the road that stretches
out ahead…”
Esprix
“TITS! I don’t know what’s wrong with these tits today!”
Esprix, getting into the spirit of things
I dated a woman once who had had this done. What was left was still nice,
but…
her nipples were, ummmmmm, kinda underneath! :eek:
[Sharon] Boobs, Ozzy?? [/Sharon]
“Never eat anything bigger than your own head.”
Boobs.
I can stick my face in a pie and say “WOOBIDEEWOOBIDEEWOOBIDEE” just about any time I feel like it.
I had a breast reduction done in April of '01, and my ta-tas look much, much nicer now that they no longer hang down to my waist. Besides, I feel better now that I don’t have backaches all the time. No complaints from Mr. C4C–I still have a nice, um, handful, yeah, that’s the word!
ACK! Btw, had you seriously never heard the “more than a mouthful…” saying before!?
But it’s a silly statement, as it implies that one is only using one’s mouth. 
Well it would be much harder to use two mouths. Unless you had two people, obviously.
one’s not one! :>
Not that there’s anything wrong with small boobs, but I kinda like a boob I can fondle with both hands while I’m sucking it. 
And another one just like it right next to it, of course. 