Ah, OK. It’s just a strategy thing, I guess, RTF. I usually have the off-hand fondling the breast I’m not sucking, so it doesn’t get lonely. 
And if you ever meet one of those three-breasted women like in “Total Recall,” your mouth and both hands are simultaneously occupied.
Aint getting my sympathies. My wife went from bigger than a F cup to a D cup.
But, she’s smokin’ and turns heads more now because D cups can be propped up and worn proudly, whereas the mass she had before was just bulk.
Her waist to chest ratio actually looks better now…her waist looks thinner now because her chest was so far down it made her look large from chest to waist.
My god you cannot imagine the weight of those things.
When I get back to The Old Country my wife is going in for a reduction. I just want to stop by to say goodbye first.
I was going to tell you how the procedure is done, but nevermind. It would just gross you out.
Was trying to make a play on Lizard’s line “God’s gift”…
Or Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6.
Now, now, RT. “Gallumbits” isn’t exactly a politically correct term for these enlightened times, is it?
No, from now on, we’ll use the appropriately focus-group tested, cleared for official use, thoroughly progressive and non-objectifying terminology:
“Sweater puppies”
You’ve got to do a surprise party for her, congratulating her on her successful surgery. Have balloons with aureolas painted around the tied-up parts. Hang up a huge bra filled with pretzels. Serve buffalo chicken breasts made from petite chickens. And of course, champagne glasses.
Every time I think this thread couldn’t sink any lower …
Tell ya what. I’ll just take you as the booby prize instead.
Oh I’ve heard it before, which makes it no less silly a statement IMHNO* Now I’m not saying that breasts can’t be too big. My friend I mentioned could hoist her girls up on her shoulders so her nipples were pointing at the guy standing behind her. quite a sight I can assure you. She was somewhat of a legend during the brief period she was posing for magazines.
Esprix, I’d not saying you have to be straight to “get with the spirit” but I don’t think you quite have the nack for it. Maybe you can ask my brother for pointers. He’s taken to calling my fiancee “sugartits” and sounds about as butch as you can when you say something like that.
*In My Humble Neanderthal Opinion