I’m chewing on some broccoli, and it tastes like tuna. Should I be scared?
Is it from a Chinese place? The beef and broccoli down the road always tastes oddly fishy.
You should be very scared! Broccoli is going to take over the world! Our only hope is to eat it all. Clearly, broccoli has figured this out, and is changing it’s flavor to rotten fish. Suffocate those florets with cheese sauce (they HATE cheese sauce) and help reduce the world’s broccoli population!
quick, open up a can of tuna and see if it tastes like broccoli
I don’t care if it does taste like tuna, I still…
Do Not Want.
I must ask: Is broccoli still around these days, or has he departed?
And does he taste like tuna?
Very strange indeed. I wonder if that has any connection to my farts smelling like broccoli?
That has happened to me before. I suspect that the brocoli may have come in contact with ice that was used by the grocer to pack fish.
Eww, fish ice? Is that even legal?
That’s funny. My fish tastes like broccoli.