So I texted the following to my friends in Alaska.Im in California:
*“Didja hear? Our Governor Arnold Swartzenegger announces on CNN that Cali is departing from the union and deploys National Guard along CA borders.Prez bush responds by launching warplanes and deploying a warship blockade off the Ca coast.In CA we’re in a state of marshall law and not allowed out in the streets” *
No responses yet.
It would actually be funny if it wasn’t completely feasable.
Yeah, think about it. Ain’t so funny anymore, now is it?
Tripler
Oh it ain’t. But my seriousness with the issue is my April Fool’s Joke. Or is it? 
Dang Now that I think about it I shoulda worked in: “I’ll be back” Or "dont mess with Texas"Or something along the lines of Bush calling Ahhnuld part of the “axis of evil”…