This morning I told some cow-orkers an interesting fact: That ten boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts have enough greese in them to lube an SUV.
Later I told them about the new “bio-watch” that implants into your skin and runs off of your body’s natural electricity, leaving just the digital readout on the top of your arm.
And they didn’t believe me!!! On either count!!!. What? Do they think I just make this stuff up?
Johnny, keep fighting ignorance, man!
“grease”. Sorry.
Nice to see that a use for Krispy Kreme doughnuts has finally been found.
Just think of it, people stand in line to get the greasy doughnuts too! As for the watch, my watch is solar powered.
Ah, but is it implanted?
Cows are just stupid.
I want one!
have I just been whooshed?
Damn.
I hate to wear watches.
One day you and I will have to have a drink watch boy!
You know, I might believe this, if I didn’t have the exact same idea in high school.
Well, I mean, it just seems like such a cool idea! Watches are so uncomfortable, they get in the way of the wrist articulation, they itch sometimes, etc. So the whooshing sound was caused by the hopes that someone finally came up with a product that would allow personal comfort, and let me meet my wife at the right time when we go our separate ways in the mall! 
Oh, sorry for the hijack, and astro: you drink, I’ll drive! 
Oh yeah, but mine was atomic as well. Not like these silly radio watches that get a signal from the atomic clock in Boulder. My bio-watch actually kept track of time with its own Cesium-133 atom.
Yes, but someone has to ork them, by golly. And it might as well be our cow-orkers. Is it kosher to ork a cow?;j
Feh. Everyone has cow-orkers. Only Gandalf has Orc-cowers.
My husband’s watch keeps correct time via a radio signal from the government.
Or that’s what the government wants you to think. Then the revolution comes, and those dependant on the government to tell time will be the first against the wall.
doo doo DOO!
You can’t blame them for being skeptical. After all, 38% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Well, who eats ten boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts at a time anyway?