It’s not quite annoying yet. Therefore, it’s simply whining.
Besides, I don’t even whine! Whining implies not having the Authority of God!
yes it’s whining
Hey, the flodfather’s interests are beer and American football. Maybe I should get him on the boards too and see if we can get an Old Farts’ Beer And Sports Convention thread going.
And next year flodjunior hits the minimum age of 13, so I could get him to join and we’d have three generations of flodnaks! HA!
Oh yeah, hiya, gonzomax.
Dad likes football as well. I’m trying to drag him kicking and screaming into this thread…WHICH WAS SPEFICALLY MADE FOR YOU, OLD ONE!!
…yeesh, if I had an entrance like this coming onto the boards…old people…don’t know they’ve got it good, I tells ya…
I like beer and golf. The best part of golf is on the last hole when you hit the ball in the clown’s mouth. If you get it in one try, they let you play again for free!
What?
I never got to the clown. The windmill always fucked my shit up.
Damn you Dutch people and those cursed abominations!
Hey, LOUNE, what’s it worth to you for us NOT to tell your dad that your old user name was Hal Briston and show him how you loooooove your sheep?
Mr Bus Guy: Not 63, but still loves his golf and beer.
Old? Old? For cripes sake, he’s just a kid compared to me.
But then, so is just about everybody, alas.
Nice attempt, but he knows my screenname and I’ve got a long record of busting **Hal’s ** balls on various insignificant subjects, most notably getting really really really annoying songs stuck in his head.
That’s because you’re probably combining too much golf and beer. When the holes seem to shimmy back and forth, you need to cut back. Besides, it’s really hard to hold a putter and a beer * and keep track of the score.
Take it easy on the beer, and wait till the end of golf and then have more beer.
Wouldn’t know. I don’t drink.
OOoooooooooooooohhhhh! I win this one.
That’s one for me…and a giant “0” for the BiblioCat.
Lucky.
Actually, I am. It’s the perversion of my sense of humor when I was younger with Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, and the Pink Panther movies amongst others that ended up making me what I am today.
So yeah, I am lucky.
Does this mean we all own a share, or something?
Maybe this is one of the SDMB improvements that has been alluded to. Owning someone’s dad is much cooler than avatars!
Can I use him this weekend? I need to put sealer down on the driveway.
No, I think this means that the message board owns a piece of each of us. Due to a little known clause, you sell your soul when you buy your subscription. Why am I still paying, you ask? Well, it seems the cost of a soul is only 5 cents, so it just ends up making the subscription end with a tidy .95.
If I can drag my dad’s ass in this thread, you can see the prize that we’ve all won.
He better turn a profit this quarter. Get me my money, motherfucker!
Bite me, Least Boy. I would kick your ass at mini-golf. Drunken mini-golf, even. 
My nephew is a Doper now, but I wasn’t altogether pleased at first. I thought I’d have to edit myself too much but he lurks more than he posts and at 19 I doubt I’ll shock him much and he can hang with all my little IMHO and MPSIMS factoids. I doubt he’ll regale the family at Christmas dinner with “Hey, everybody! Aunt **Cyn ** met Uncle Drachillix online, not in a bookstore like she told Nana!”
It’s harder that my husband is a Doper and I can’t ask advice on his squirelly behaviors or whine about some personal habit because he’ll come in all reasonable and citing facts and all that and then my thread will get closed. Geez.
Well, loune I see only forty-some posts were racked up before your cleaned-up act fell through.
I think we should welcome dad to the MMP which starts every Monday morning, don’t you?
I bet you’d be beggin’ for a bitin’, wouldn’t you?
Wouldn’t you?
WOULDN’T YOU?!?!?
My act is plenty squeaky, thank you very much. Let’s remember this when I flirt with your daughter, willya? is angelic
I dunno if dad wants to roll into the MMP. He’s traipsing around **Great Debates ** right now. His typos and habit of not providing spaces after periods are making him…popular.