OK, now that’s funny.
And I like your dad’s posts, despite his, uh, efficient spacing. Welcome, gonzomax!
Cant believe all the blubbering. Nothing wrong with getting older when you consider the alternatives. No appreciation we leave you with “clear skies” plenty of oil a managable national debt cheap college education available to all war on terror already won (just a little mopping up to do) and god in everything you do.What more can you ask for
Pie?
3.1415926
Sorry older one, I require more significant figures.
Is his name Least Original User Name Ever Senior?
Beer and Golf.
Welcome to the boards!
Nope, he’s the aforementioned gonzomax who gives his poor, starving son digits instead of nice, good, appley-pie goodness.
You posted your dad’s age, so I can take a guess as to your age. I’m nearly old enough to be your… well, maybe your aunt. Or your much older sister. (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)
I’d say I’d put you over my knee and spank you, but I’m afraid you’d like it too much. 
I’m the ripe age of 25.
I’m not too into the spanking. Dad’s reading this thread. This is where I don’t say what I’m really thinking.
…Hi dad!
Oy, I expect my daughter to show up any day now–I’ve suckered her into looking at the site and showed her how all these here new-fangledy message boards work and all… Somewhere, sometime, some conservative a-hole is gonna get her all riled up and she’ll be figuring out a username and joining in the general dogpile… I figure my grandchild is a shoo-in a couple years from now because he thinks message boards are The Poo™.
SO flatly refuses to have anything to do with anything so goshdarned sociable as this so I can still tell tales outta school and complain about his little habits.
So, how’s your daughter doin?
um…how old is she?