So I’m on vacation, staying at the 'rents house, and dad has happened upon the board.
He would like to say hi.
So…
HI!
from my dad. 
Hi, alice’s dad.
See how much fun this is? Don’t you want to pay to join us, too?
[sub]How many is it before I get a toaster?[/sub]
Hi!
Um… Happy Early 4th of July! 
Hiya, Mr. wonderland.
For a mere $14.95 you can be endlessly entertained and keep an eye on the youngster, all at the same time.
Hey dad_in_wonderland. How’s life? What do you think of our little corner of the net?
Howdy Mr. in_wonderland!
Hi back to Dad. Welcome to our world. What did you bring us?
Hi Alice’s dad! I like your daughter. She is fun to shop with.
Hola, padre de alice!
Are we there yet? She started it! I’m hungry! Are we there yet? I feel like I’m gonna ralph…
Are we there yet?
Hello, Mr. Wonderland !
Pleased to meet you.
Has anybody showed you the nekkid pics of your daughter yet? 
err. That kinda stuff get’s you shot, where I’m from, Bosda…
I’m just sayin, is all…
Hello to Bob and Ted and Carol as well.
I never said that I took the pictures…
Of course not, that could have been impossible…
… unless the camera had a timer. :eek:
Dad says hi back.
Mom has made me promise not to show dad how to access the smutty sites on the net…
Hidey ho, Daddy-o. Is it true money doesn’t grow on trees?
Where Bosda’s at too(I’m in Tennessee too, and it’s late, and I have a headache so it’s funny). Sorry, where was I? OH! Hey Alice’s dad! Good to meet you!
-Lil
percypercy , you have finked me out.
I’m gonna have to send Guido & The Boys over to your house to wash your hair with model glue. 
Happy Fourth, Wonder Dad. We’d all love to hear some embarrassing stories about your daughter.
There are no embarasing stories about me.
I act like a model citizen. Always. At all times. Really.